Comments on: The Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk

By: James Ward

James Ward — Fri, 17 Jan 2025 07:48:47 +0000

Thank you TheresaInTexas!, it is nice to be reminded about posting these bizarre findings, which are perhaps not that bizarre in retrospect – who isn’t a stranger to their own body? Of course, a lot has been written on this subject (sentient orifices), and I couldn’t resist making the connection..

By: TheresaInTexas

TheresaInTexas — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 22:04:40 +0000

Thank you for sharing, James Ward. That was quite delightful.

By: sexyhimbo

sexyhimbo — Thu, 12 Sep 2024 20:46:33 +0000

author is a lil delulu but it works well for his stories

By: fred

fred — Sat, 25 Dec 2021 19:23:51 +0000

Is this the inspiration for the SeatGeek television commercials ?
IF so, great imagery, you guys, really.

By: D Braley

D Braley — Sun, 18 Jul 2021 20:52:12 +0000

The gnawing and gnashing of the anus teeth sending a raspy whistle of relief to its owner the smell… oh the smell… This subtle hint, a pungent stench of latent excrement culminated within me such rejoice and euphoria. An experience unlike any other.

By: James Ward

James Ward — Wed, 07 Apr 2021 05:35:54 +0000

I actually came across the quote that follows some time ago, and have been meaning to post this here, as it would seem to have extraordinary relevance to the Talking Asshole routine. I leave it for others to draw inferences or conclusions.. It is from p. 29 of What Kind of Creatures Are We? (Columbia University Press, New York, 2016), in which linguist/ philosopher Noam Chomsky quotes at length from Michael D. Gershon, The Second Brain: The Scientific Basis of Gut Instinct and a Ground breaking New Understanding of Nervous Disorders of the Stomach and Intestine (New York: Harper Collins 1998), to wit:
“If we are biological organisms, not angels, then our cognitive faculties are similar to those called ‘physical capacities,’ and should be studied much as other systems of the body are… Take, for example, the digestive system. Vertebrates have ‘a second brain’, the ‘gut brain’, the enteric nervous system, ‘an independent site of neural integration and processing.’ Its structure and component cells are ‘more akin to those of the brain than to those of any other peripheral organ.’ There are more nerve cells in the bowel than in the spine, in fact more ‘than in the entire remainder of our peripheral nervous system,’ 100 million in the small intestine alone. The gut brain is also ‘a vast chemical warehouse within which is represented every one of the classes of neurotransmitter found in the brain,’ with internal communication that is ‘rich and brain-like in its complexity.’ The gut is ‘the only organ that contains an intrinsic nervous system that is able to mediate reflexes in the complete absence of input from the brain or the spinal cord.’ ‘The brain in the bowel has evolved in pace with the brain in the head.’ It has become ‘a vibrant, modern data-processing center that enables us to accomplish some very important and unpleasant tasks with no mental effort,’ and when we are lucky, to do so ‘efficiently and outside our consciousness.’ It is possible that it ‘may also have its own psychoneuroses,’ and some researchers today report that it is susceptible to such diseases of the brain as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and autism. It has its own sensory transducers and regulatory apparatus, which equip it to deal with specific tasks imposed by the organs with which it interacts, excluding others…”

By: El Farto

El Farto — Thu, 13 Aug 2020 00:45:12 +0000

I just found this article and it is a lot like what some friends and I came up with about a teacher in our high school named Michael Hars. We came up with how he was liberal and his ass was conservative and they would always get into arguments and his ass would always win because it would shit his pants to humiliate him in front of others. I ruined many years of my life talking about this man and his ass after high school! Now he and his wife have both passed away.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 03:38:52 +0000

I was just delivered from the Hell of July, Summer of Covid-19 for a few minutes courtesy of Mr. Burroughs. I’ll go to sleep tonight thinking whether I’d rather get the virus or have a talking asshole. Thank you, Mr. Burroughs!

By: Kai

Kai — Wed, 04 Mar 2020 06:49:35 +0000

After reading this I realized that there are books that are worth reading.
I am ignorant as hell and when I read one page and don´t get a vibe I put it aside, but this – immersed immediately!
Needs to be in the curriculum at every school, instead of this stupid digital stuff.

By: Patrice Lamoree's Asshole

Patrice Lamoree's Asshole — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 21:29:18 +0000

The comment above me is fucking stupid.