http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110119/ap_ ... estigationBrings to mind:
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[Benway:]So there I was flat on my ass with no certificate. Should I turn to another trade? No. Doctoring was in my blood. I managed to keep up my habits performing cutrate abortions in subway toilets. I even descended to hustling pregnant women in the public streets. It was positively unethical. Then I met a great guy, Placenta Juan the After Birth Tycoon. Made his in slunks during the war (Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in an unsanitary and unfit condition. [...CUT...]
